Facebook Moms are now being encouraged to use a buddy system when sharing details online. A surge of naked baby photos have been discovered on Facebook and some people are outraged. While most of us find this kind of thing hilarious, it actually goes against the Facebook terms and conditions… which is very serious.

Recently a group of Facebook Mom-types, pushing $1500 strollers towards town square, holding signs that said, “Baby balls Are Beautiful!”, and “Naked Eli Forever!” were told to shut the fuck up.

The Bacon explosion recipe has become a regular tradition in the households of many of the 200 million overweight Americans. It’s great as a late night snack, early morning hangover remedy… and now a popular recipe with the corporate crowd.

As layoffs are ever increasing and unemployment rapes rates leap to record levels, office execs are learning that an easy solution to quelling the rebellion is to offer Bacon Explosion upon termination.

“It’s better than a pizza party and cheaper than a 401K” offered an unnamed CFO…. “Thanks to Bacon Explosion our ex-employees are just delighted.”