Director Darren Aronofsky is making the internet’s wet dreams come true casting Natalie Portman as a lesbian dancer in the upcoming film Black Swan. The script calls for an “Aggressive and Angry Sex” scene between actors Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.
We asked the internet for comment:
“The film does not have a distribution deal yet… and we’re looking into it” – The Internet
It might just be a hormonal thing, but I’m pretty sure Coat Salt is going to be a hit. The trailer looks like a Russian dubbed Japanese dubbed Russian version of the Matrix starring a hot Blond-Russian speaking clone of Angelina Jolie. What more could you ask for? Well, I could ask for more, but I’m just happy it’s not starring Top Gun or somebody gay like that. No wait a fuck …I want to see a Japanese dubbed Russian version Foxfire … that movie was the shit.
Top 10 list of celebrities to quit twitter:
1. Miley Cirus
2. Stephen Fry
3. Slap Chop Guy
4. JJ Abrams
5. James Brown
6. Aaron Neville’s mole
7. Don’t give a shit.
8. Ted Williams
9. Ellen DeGeneres
10. Larry David
Pondering the fish-sticks joke makes this bear-suit get hot with abstractitude.
As seen across America this Halloween, The Hills fans are out in record numbers. It seems that almost everyone is getting into the spirit and buttoning up their best Heidi Montag Drunk Costume.
We spoke with a few of the Heidi Montag Halloweeners and found that some had put their own spin on the popular costume this year such as plastered Heidi and Sloshed Heidi.
Feed me more...When asked what the best thing about Halloween?, one Heidi Montag cried…“Whyiseveryone beeeinging so mean to meeephhh?”
